Sunday, September 11, 2011

Sept. 11 Anniversary: 11 Questions



The first Sunday of the football season fell on the 10-year anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks on the U.S. and I can't say I liked all of the "tributes."

"We will never forget."

"Forever remember."

These seemed like sweet sentiments, but who were those messages targeting? Who exactly has "forgotten" what happened? It seemed like everyone was trying to outdo each other in Sept. 11 tributes.

I'm not against patriotism, I wore the flag shirts like everyone else after Sept. 11, I just don't feel these tributes were all genuine. Shouldn't an earth shattering event like 9/11 deserve more than to be taken advantage of by advertisers and promoters?

It is a day of reflection, but I don't need the State Farm's children's choir, or the Budweiser Clydesdales kneeling at the New York skyline during every commercial break for me to "forever remember" what happened. It really bugs me that everyone from news stations, to local radio stations would take advantage of the most horrifying day in our lifetime.

Lance Briggs of the Chicago Bears announced earlier this week that he was going to wear patriotic gloves during the Bears game and it seemed sweet- that is until he so subtly thanked Reebok for providing him with those spectacular gloves.

I was 13 when the attacks on the World Trade center occcured. I still remember the day clearly, all the footage and how I felt. It was only 10 years ago, there's no way I'm forgetting it.

Does everyone really need to have their own tribute?

Is it really OK that those who were afftected can't watch TV or listen to the radio without being reminded that their loved ones are dead?

Is it OK that every media outlet is trying to contact those affected for a story, while these people probably have had to tell their story a million times already throughout the last nine Septembers?

When is it OK? How much time until these people are at peace with the incident? Is the ten-year anniversary the marker for being able to talk about it strictly in a historical sense, or does it still hit close to home?

There were 50,000 fans waving little American flags at the Chargers game and I can't say that I can be as excited for this day as they were. We're still picking up the pieces. I'm all for honoring those who fell, but how much is too much?

Sports played an emotional part in the aftermath. As much as I hate the Yankees, it was beautiful to see them play again. It showed that we were not going to be put down and we were united.

I know there's a feeling that if we show sadness, we let the terrorists win, but if we're going to be real, people still have to fight through the memories.

It would be easy for people like me, who didn't lose anyone, to sit through the endless commercials and the endless replays of the towers falling and count my blessings, but what about the New Yorkers who were there- the people who lived this but 10 years ago- is it really honoring their losses by advertising your product?

Not all of the tributes were bad. Among others, I thought the Jacksonville Jaguars' Maurice Jones Drew's tears during the National Anthem were more genuine than most of the montages and tribute songs.



Maybe all of this is OK, but I just couldn't get rid of that sick feeling in my stomach during my football-filled day.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Chad Muska couldn't fakie 5-0: Arrested

Photo courtesy of Super Cheats


Professional skater and former "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater" video game legend Chad Muska was arrested outside of the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles Wednesday night for vandalism.

The footage below doesn't show Muska actually spray painting, but with the word "Muska" painted on the window of a nearby Coffee Bean, it looks like that was the likely scenario.

In the video, Muska repeatedly uttered the "N" word toward two black security guards and was probably lucky that he was surrounded by cameras during his racial remarks.

I'd like to say he will likely end up having to apologize publicly and do service in the black community within the next year, but skaters' reputations aren't as scrutinized as other athletes, so he might skip the forced apologies.



If it weren't for the graffiti, the cameramen would have probably thought they were shooting two security guards harassing a homeless man, or guitarist Jerry Cantrell from Alice in Chains.

Muska had Tweeted earlier that day, "I have a feeling tonight is going to be another one of those nights. I should just stay in ... But I won't." He probably should have just stayed home and watched Deck Dogz on Netflix, assuming he's not outraged with the new Netflix price hike.

It was reported that Muska's bail was set at $20,000.



Information from ESPN was used in this article.

Jerry Cantrell photo courtesy of MTV.

Video Courtesy of TMZ


Saturday, July 16, 2011

Carmageddon hits harder than expected


Photo credit: carmageddon.wikia.com

Pre-Carmageddon problems started early this week when Netflix, the popular movie streaming web site, raised its monthly rates by 60 percent. Subscribers were outraged as many jumped on any social media outlet they could find to express their displeasure with the company. Netflix eclipsed 20 million subscribers this past February. February is the second month of the year, plus 20 million, divided by 60 percent, is equal to Carmageddon.

Friday evening, there were reports that music stars Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were in the early stages of a divorce. The power couple has been in music for a combined 35 years and had been married for over seven years. Thirty-five, plus seven: Carmageddon.


Now, in a poll conducted by Harris Interactive, Kobe Bryant has fallen and is no longer America's most popular athlete. Bryant has lived in Los Angeles for over 15 years. Add that to his 22.8 points averaged in the playoffs. Combined that with last night's full moon: Carmageddon.



I thought the Lakers early exit from the playoffs was somehow related to the Harold Camping May 21 rapture, but upon further observation it is undoubtedly linked to Carmageddon.

They'll never admit that this is all linked to Carmageddon, but when you do the math, it's obvious.

Carmageddon has already ruined perhaps millions of lives and it is just starting. Get ready for a long weekend, Los Angeles.

Kobe Bryant photo credit: zimbio.com

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Kobe drops a couple F Bombs



Kobe has enough people who hate him already, you might add the gay community to that. During last night's game, Kobe uttered what seemed to be an obscenity that rhymes with "ducking maggot."

Now, that was not directed at a gay player or some gay fan in the crowd, it was directed toward the official who gave him a technical foul.

I love Kobe's response this morning. He didn't go up there and have his lawyer prepare an apology. He's a man on a mission and doesn't have time to waste on a TMZ story.

"What I said last night should not be taken literally," he said. "My actions were out of frustration during the heat of the game, period. The words expressed do NOT reflect my feelings towards the gay and lesbian communities and were NOT meant to offend anyone."

He might get fined and he might get some hate mail, but everyone knows he wasn't sitting there thinking, "I'm angry and am going to offend the gay community right now!"

It's ridiculous.

If anyone should be offended, it should be the referee, seeing how that's who it was directed toward.

This really is a non issue.

If I'm with my buddy and he utters an offensive slur toward me and put it on Youtube I highly doubt he'd care what some gay kid in Milwaukee comments about it. Why not? Because he wasn't talking to some gay kid in Milwaukee.

We are getting way too sensitive in this country. People are getting wound up over something that wasn't even aimed toward them.

I'm Mexican, if Kobe would have called the referee a "F****** beaner" I wouldn't really get offended becuase he's not talking to me. It really is that simple.

This reminds me of that Wanda Sykes commercial where two kids at a diner keep casually saying the word "gay" and Sykes goes up to them and tells them to "knock it off."

Knock it off? I'm sure the pizza guy statue they were talking about was really offended.



I'm not for putting people down or making them feel bad, but I'm also not for using issues like this for political gain. I really don't think Kobe was making a political statement toward the gay community, or that he doesn't want them to get married and hates all gays.

He made a rude statement. GET OVER IT.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

First battle goes to Dodgers

The Dodgers-Giants rivalry has reached the point of aerial attack.

Henry Yu, a long-time Giants fan who lives in L.A., forked up $1,050 to fly a banner over Dodgers Stadium that read, "Dodgers still suck, From SF Champs Fans." A little later another banner reading, "SF Giants 2010 Champs, Beat LA."

Not only did his banner fly in late, but Dodgers fans converted the first strike with their own plane hauling a banner reading, "Dodgers 5, Giants 1, Go Dodgers." The numbers represented the number of championships won by the respective clubs since moving to their current citites.

To quote Uncle Phil from "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air," it's only, "Day damn one" in baseball, but Dodgers beat the Giants 2-1 as aces Clayton Kershaw of the Dodgers and Tim "The Freak" Lincecum of the Giants, locked up for outstanding pitching performances which are a good indicator of the season to come.

Dodgers won battle No. 1, but there will be 17 more to go within the next six months.
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Dodger Stadium Transformation- Courtesy LA Times

Monday, March 28, 2011

Teach Me How to Jimmer with the Court Intruder



BYU three-point shooting sensation Jimmer Fredette has gottten the most hype out of any college player this season. Although he's not expected to be drafted very high in the NBA draft, mostly because no one trusts a white kid to be any good at the next level, fans have made interesting and fun videos in his honor.



Above, Teach Me How to Jimmer was played throughout the NCAA tournament games featuring BYU. Below, Court Intruder is a somewhat disturbing, yet pretty comical spoof to the Bed Intruder phenomenon that has ripped through Youtube.


Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Ol' Switcheroo


Maybe he's tired of getting KO'd


Most of us wish we could have a twin to do something we don't want to do, fomer MLB player Jose Canseco has that luxury.

There are reports of him using his twin brother Ozzie to fight for him in a scheduled boxing match.

Fans spotted the switch right away by looking at the difference in tattoos. Why fans know what Jose Canseco's tats look like is puzzling, but nonetheless, that is how they spotted him out.


According to ESPN, Canseco has done this before, letting his brother sign during past autograph sessions.

I don't blame Canseco, if his brother is willing to get knocked around for him, more power to him.

It's not like we all haven't thought about it before. How many times have you been in a situation where you tell yourself, "I wish I had a twin right now"? Most twins don't take advantage of this great gift, but not the Bash'em brothers.

He is making good use of his brother and i actually commend him for this one.

Fight promoter Damon Feldman is trying to get back the $10,000 paid to the Canseco brothers.

"I've worked with him before," Feldman said. "Except now I've got to look back at the pictures at the time and look if I ever really met Jose Canseco."

Now check out this MMA fight. I'd get someone else to fight for me too if I took this beating.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

"I didn't pick her up in no doggone playground"

Before you watch this, it isn't an SNL skit. It's a real interview with Lawrence Taylor conducted by Fox News.

Taylor pleaded guilty to having sex with an underaged girl. He said she was a prostitute doing her job, she said he should have known her age. He will be on 6 years probation.

Don't get it twisted, Taylor is one of the NFL's all-time greats. He put fear into opposing quarterbacks eyes, that same fear was put in my eyes after watching this chilling video.

His lawyer came out and said it was wrong of Taylor to do a TV interview. Yeah, no kidding.

Needless to say, we won't be seeing how much weight he's lost in those Nutrisystem commercials anymore.

He was not sorry for infidelity, or being wrapped in the world of prostitution. He was sorry for not asking for a birth certificate.

This is our world.

Yes: He really said he didnt pick up the prostitute in no doggone playground. (But he did not rule out Chuck E. Cheese's or the line to a Jonas Brothers concert)

Yes: He said he doesn't card his prostitutes. (he should have, and should have called his hotel room "Club LT: Love Time")

Yes: He had a creepy smile throughout the interview. (The kind of creepy smile your neighbor has when he's randomly standing outside in a bathrobe, watching you leave to work in the morning. No, that's just me? OK.)

No: He will no longer be invited to anyone of his nieces' sweet 16 parties. (Check out my "tags" for this post. Arent they chilling and disgusting? What else can i put though?)
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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Telekinetic save

Jonathan Quick of the LA Kings made a mind bending save Monday. I'll let you watch it over and over like i did. Maybe Quick is secretly with the X-Men.

I think this takes mind over matter in sports to a whole new level.

If you have an explanation, feel free to offer it.
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Friday, February 25, 2011

Not your average midsize sedan

Blake Griffin's semi-spectacular final dunk in the NBA dunk contest quickly turned into a Kia commercial.

Although so many people like to diminish the dunk, such as Jim Rome of ESPN who joked that "Griffin didn't dunk over a car, he dunked over a Kia," Kia is taking full advantage of the Blake Griffin bandwagon as they had Griffin sign autographs at their sposored area during NBA Jam Session, had him sign the Optima he dunked over and now this.

I still wish he would have dunked over the Old Spice guy on a horse and now this commercial makes me wonder what the Old Spice commercial would have looked like.

Unfortunately, I'm a writer and not a video editor, so you'll have to settle for the Kia commercial.




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Friday, February 18, 2011

What's a Bieber? MVP

He didn't have much luck at the Grammy's. His movie wasn't quite at the top of the weekend box office. However, Justin Bieber came out on top at the NBA Celebrity All-Star game today. Well, kind of. His team lost, but he won game MVP honors with eight points.

Bieber is doing something right. When Rick Fox says you have the softest hair in the world, you know it's legit. Rick Fox knows a thing or two about great hair.

As you could imagine, the boy wonder is not exactly physically gifted enough to go up against the likes of Scottie Pippen, as the hall of famer sent back a Bieber shot attempt, but Bieber held his own around former NBA players and even rapper/actor Common (Yeah, I said actor. He's got his SAG card, baby, he's an actor.)

Bieber is taking over music, the big screen, the hearts of clueless little girls and now a basketball court near you.

Drink in this mugshot

Detroit Tigers' star Miguel Cabrera was arrested yesterday for DUI in Florida. He's had problems with alcohol before and I'll save you the big news story that's been reported all day.

Let's focus on this glorious mugshot. Drink it in, goes down smooth.

It's almost as if he's excited to have been arrested.

I'd like to say that this mugshot shows that he's not an aggressive alcoholic, but his 2009 domestic abuse incident shows otherwise. http://mobile.associatedcontent.com/article/2251731/miguel_cabrera_drunk_in_domestic_violence.html

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Hockey Fight Frenzy




The first video below is from matchup between the Boston Bruins and Dallas Stars on Feb. 8. Now, fighting in hockey isn't exactly a rarity, but these stick out a bit. The first video in particular.

If you look at the top right of the video, you'll notice that the game is barely starting and three consecutive fights break out within four seconds being killed off the clock.

What I love is that they didn't all start a rumble as soon as the puck dropped. They sort of took turns and as soon as one fight got broken up and they tried to resume play, the next fight started.


In this fight, what you're going to see is Michael Haley of the New York Islanders drop Max Talbot of the Pittsburgh Penguins. However, after that, he's still feelling strong and goes after Penguins' goalie Brent Johnson. It didn't end well for Haley.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Kidney Success: Coach donates to player




Wake Forest freshman outfielder Kevin Jordan started his collegiate experience in a dialysis machine. He needed a kidney badly and doctors could not find a match, until his head coach Tom Walter found out he was compatible.

This wasn't a case where Jordan grew up with Walter, or Walter is best friends with Jordan's parents. It was just an opportunity for Walter to do something amazing for someone else and basically saved Jordan's life.

Jordan has not played one game for Wake Forest, yet Walter said he'd do it for any of his players or former players.

This is one of those sports stories that puts life in perspective. Sports are just games, yet so many life lessons can come from them.

Jordan has been drafted by the Yankees.

Many people say they'd give a kidney for someone, this is a story of someone who actually did it.

-Video courtesy of ESPN.com

Game: Blouses

Kim Kardashian might have done well in "Dancing With the Stars," but Prince must have been too much star to dance with as he kicked her off his stage.

Kim K. was invited to the stage at Prince's Madison Square Garden concert last night and was star-struck. She just stood there as Prince promptly got irritated and kicked her off the stage.

Prince is the King of his court and Kim will never be able to watch a Knick's game at MSG the same way again.

She should just stay at Staples Center with Khloe.

There's nothing sexier



"There's something sexy about a couple sharing a scent."

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Odom will be releasing a unisex fragrance this Sat., Feb. 12.

I really hope Lamar isn't traded anywhere. L.A. needs him and he needs L.A.
There's nothing sexier than smelling like a woman, or a man, or something like that.

I wonder if Kobe's going to rock Lamar's scent during post-game interviews.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

XLV- Top 5 Reasons to ride the Green Bay bandwagon

Super Bowl XLV is the perfect venue to debut my new column, I mean, blog. I'm getting the party started with the first featured Top-5 as we congratulate the Green Bay Packers for their 31-25 victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Top 5 reasons to ride the Green Bay Packers bandwagon

5. The People's Champ- Aaron Rodgers came out of Cal with swagger that analysts used against him and might be the reason he wasn't the number one pick that year. Well the self-proclaimed "People's Champ" has earned that name, at least for a season. It's going to be fun watching him ride the "People's Champ" bit all next season.(Assuming there will be a next season.)



4. Everyone loves surprise hugs-






3. Brett Favre
Not a legitimate reason to jump on the bandwagon, but just wanted to mention Brett.

2. 'Cause Stone Cold said so


1. Lil Wayne is on it- Anything Lil Wayne touches turns to gold, even the Packers bandwagon. It is highly possible that the Packers won because of Lil Wayne's remix to Wiz Khalifa's, "Black and Yellow."




OK, so maybe there aren't many good reasons to jump on the Packers bandwagon, but they are the champs this year, that's usually enough reason for some people.