Drink in this mugshot

Detroit Tigers' star Miguel Cabrera was arrested yesterday for DUI in Florida. He's had problems with alcohol before and I'll save you the big news story that's been reported all day.

Let's focus on this glorious mugshot. Drink it in, goes down smooth.

It's almost as if he's excited to have been arrested.

I'd like to say that this mugshot shows that he's not an aggressive alcoholic, but his 2009 domestic abuse incident shows otherwise. http://mobile.associatedcontent.com/article/2251731/miguel_cabrera_drunk_in_domestic_violence.html